The Postal service created a new stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and 1.73 million in Congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp was in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People were spitting on the wrong side.